Extra Time: How to Finish When Your Team Scores

Ninety minutes. Stoppage time. Your boys are pushing for a winner and your heart's pounding. Here's what nobody tells you about match day: the best action doesn't have to stay on the pitch. Welcome to extra time.

The warm-up. No striker takes the field cold. Towel down, lube within reach, kit cleaned and charged before kickoff. A good water-based lube and a toy cleaner are the unsung heroes of every squad — prep wins games.

Kickoff — solo or team play? Watching alone? A stroker is the perfect supersub: quiet, intense, never argues about formation. Got company on the couch? That's where a couples toy earns its spot. Whistle's blown. You're on.

The build-up. Great goals start with patience. Don't just smash it long — keep possession, work the pressure up, back off, build again. A vibrator is total football.

Extra time & penalties. The masterclass: everything on the line, and you do not finish early. Take it to the brink, pull back, repeat. An app-controlled toy is borderline cheating here — hand a partner the controls and let them decide when you're allowed to score.

Full time. When your team finally buries it? That's your moment. Man of the match. No notes.

Don't get caught with an empty kit bag. Everything above is in our Match-Day Kit — stroker, lube and cleaner, bundled so you save. Code EXTRATIME for 10% off before the final whistle. It's coming home. So should you.